Best method to eat a Child? 🍽

Of course! But I, personally, like seasoning it with their tears. Nice, salty, and gives that great extra tang to it. :ok_hand: Especially when broiled. :drooling_face:

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Yes feasting time :grin: :plate_with_cutlery:.

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Ew the tears-

And i’m not a child.

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YOU SAID YOU WERE!!

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YOU said you were.

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Stop fighting and pick someone to eat, I’m getting hungry

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I vote you eat @Tellyg47

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Okay so step 1 will have to be to catch him… but then what? How should we prepare him?

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Make telly soup? Boil him or fry him?

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Hmmmm…
I think soup would probably be the easiest to make.

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Should I dice the carrots and green onions?

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Yeah, best to start the prep, cause once we catch @Tellyg47 we’re gonna wanna have everything ready to go.

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Do you want to roast him over a fire first or start the broth with a different meat?

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What flavor broth should we put him in?

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I was thinking a beef-bone broth was suitable.

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Definitely. Don’t wanna roast him first either, gives him too many chances to escape.

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Now I have something to stream on Twitch… Roblox!

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Shove him in a pot and put bricks on it? How does that sound?

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Are there cannibalistic games on roblox? :face_with_monocle:

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I think we put him in the boiling soup and cover it until he dies.

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