“- like me, brainless and slow”
“The other day-”
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“I sleep-walk in the night then I fell down the stairs then I almost died then I passed away then somehow I was brought back to life.”
“Often I am upset–”
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“Because the ducks keep getting away before I can kill them.”
“The MC went to college and-”
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“-died”
“The LI bad boy went to school and-”
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“Got the MC ogling at him while he pretends as if he is bad, rude and doesn’t like her meanwhile he is a broken soul who’s also soft (just like Leo @astxrism) and likes her a lot. Then he’ll battle with the most perfect boy to gain her love.”
“I’m a savage -”
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“Classy, bougie, ratchet”
“I went on stage and-”
“Danced on their graves. Just as I said I would.”
“I got an f on my-”
–P.E. test, which consisted of sitting down and doing nothing all period.
My best friend----
“-Is a ghost called Jasper, he is tall.and thin, has a big grin and pointy teeth he loves classical music and taking peoples souls”
“I got-”
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“-injured while riding my bike”
“My mama-”
Put me up for adoption because I annoyed her too much 
The birds outside…
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… keep imitating the neighbors’ voices. It’s weird because I can actually hear the neighbors’ conversations but the birds are making them.
I’m about to eat----
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“-Raw chicken smothered in curled milk, with a side of mouldy orange juice”
“I opened the door and couldn’t believe that I just saw-”
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-Donald Trump making the wall of my house thicc.
I almost tripped-
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“—on my will to live until I realized, graciously, I didn’t have one in the first place.”
“I couldn’t help but think they were beautiful with their—”
“-tenticles sticking out of their ears.”
“Donald Trump was standing-”
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“-On the other side of the club, staring deep into my eyes, I could feel my cheeks burning up”
“It was the most beautiful thing Is ever seen, it was-”
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“–Miss Corona”
“The f*ckboy of school was walking down the hall and the girls were fainting. When he walked by me I-”
“-Pushed him into the locker and stared right into his eyes until I felt his hand against my face “If you wanted to touch me you could’ve just asked” he whispered, so with all my courage I kicked him in the balls so hard he couldn’t get anymore innocent ‘unique’ girls pregnant and get into abusive relationships anymore”
“Just the thought of-”
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—stories with bad boys named Brooding Brody, Abusive Axel, Kyle the Kidnapper, or Run-around Ryder made me throw my iPad out the window the other day."
I always get mad when----
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