To the most amazing fraud to ever live in the universe:
I love how you’re so nice, how you’re such a great human, how you’re so happy all the time. You’re a cute, funny, sweet, smart, positive being and I admire you for that.
Thank you for being my friend, and be always there, helping me out. I’m glad to know I can always pm you anytime and get a reply.
I appreciate you, fraud. You’re my bestest friend * infinity.