How to eat your ex:

The weird threads are back! :wink:

Well, there’s absolutely no better way to take revenge on your ex, than to eat them. Personally, I have never dated anyone, so if you need help eating your ex, I am always available and hungry. If you are friends with your ex, try helping other people who aren’t friends with theirs… Now onto the important stuff. How to do it:

  1. You will need to kidnap your ex. Make sure you drug them before kidnapping them, so they will be unconscious. :slight_smile:
  2. Bring them to a safe location. Make sure there is a big oven in there.
  3. Tie their hands and legs up, and undrug them, to have more fun, seeing them suffering and begging you to release them… :wink:
  4. Toss them in the oven. :slight_smile:
  5. Wait for some long hours… And then eat them.

Congrats, you made it! Let me know if this works for you :grin: Seriously, don’t do it :eyes:

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Well, these methods work, but I find it’s quite effective when you inject them 1st so they calm down a little… :face_with_monocle: not just after eating…

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Instead of eat them sell the meat and make a profit :eyes::dollar:

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Oh nonono- the body should be boiled first then put in the oven for a nicer taste!! It also adds a nicer texture to the meat smh :woman_facepalming:t4:

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The title tho :eyes:
It sounds so wrong

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cackles

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Uh… Cool!

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Lol

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Nah, that would imply that I actually have to see him again, and I even if I had the option to bake him into an empanada in order to torture him, I’d prefer not having to ever see him again. :joy: :joy: :joy:

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Cook your ex in the oven? Are you insane? Obviously you should eat them raw :triumph:

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Whatever works for you 🤷😂

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Yep. I’ll pull a Jeffery Dahmer.

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There actually are recipes on the dark web on how to prepare human flesh…yep…

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send the link

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I also require the link

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You don’t really want the links.

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Which part do I cut first?

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I want the linkkk

It’s on the dark web. The only reason I know about it is because I was watching videos about the dark web. I’ve never been there, nor do I have the computer skills.

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