How to kick a baby back

So, we all know about this amazing thread

But we are all forgetting about our true enemies:

the babies

Now, you manly man will not understand, but women sometimes have babies in their stomach. How do they get there? The world may never know. But, we do know this; they kick you

Because babies are just tiny a-holes

So, how do we kick babies back?

Easy

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This is…

interesting.

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Why would you?! :sob:

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They kicked me first :sob:

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But they’re too cute for that! :pleading_face::joy:

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Baby’s don’t really know what they are doing half the time. Toddlers are who you should really watch out for the feet.

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But wouldn’t it hurt you if someone kicked you in the stomach/the baby?

Also, you have a kiddo? :scream:

I hope I won’t offend anyone with what I’m about to say, sooo… I think the method you suggested is a great way to control the ever-growing population these days :sweat_smile:

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But wouldn’t you kick the woman too if you did that? You should wait until they’re born :eyes::eyes::eyes:

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Wow :eyes::black_heart::new_moon::dizzy:

You just kick it, it’s not that hard, but I highly suggest you not to do that.

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We’ve all technically kicked a pregnant woman :eyes:

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:eye::lips::eye:

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Yeeeahhh my 3 year old sister threw a tantrum yesterday and narrowly missed my face with shoes on

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No you just kick anyone b/c babies are grown adults…I feel mean

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excuse me

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Hellz yeah, let’s kick ze babies :sunglasses:

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babies are secretly adults and adults are babies, so kicking a baby is the same as kicking an adult so it’s okay. or you could get a mannequin to kick the child

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No, wait here’s a better plan. Dress the baby up as a soccer ball then kick it so the child is disguised as a ball!
Example:
DS the Soccer Ball, Costume just had to share - BabyCenter

i do not condone this behaviour, kick the baby at your own discretion

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Reminds me of a South Park reference

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