Alrighty this is purely for fun and not a serious thread at all!
Basically you just tell the person above you why you have a crush on them. E.g.
Person 1: I have a crush on El because I’m a silly billy
Person 2: I have a crush on person 1 because they remind me of cats
It’s a bit like the ridiculous bans game!
Start by saying why you have a crush on me, then we continue from there.