Poll battle 18/5/20 πŸ‘€βœ¨πŸŽ‰

Children! :smiley:

. . .

  • I would like children of my own!
  • I would like to adopt!
  • I don’t want kids! No thank you!
  • I want a surrogate!
  • I don’t want kids but I like being around them!
  • I’m not sure!

0 voters



At what age did you find out the answer to the infamous and the most-dreaded question by parents? *How babies are born*
:angel:

  • I’m still innocent!
  • 5-9 years
  • 10-13 years
  • 13-15 years
  • 15-18 years
  • 18+ years

0 voters



Would ya homeschool your kids or nah? :joy:

  • Yes
  • Yeah not happening!
  • No and I would like them to attend a public school!
  • No and I would like them to attend a private school!

0 voters



If your child asks, would you get them a pet as long as they don’t ask for unicorns? :pleading_face:

  • Yes! Only one.
  • Yes! A couple.
  • Nah, go cuddle with your teddy bears!
  • oUR HoUSe Is ALrEAdy a Z0o!

0 voters



How would you rate your experience of flying on a plane with screaming children?

0, 1, 2 & 3 ~ I would like to gauge my ears out with their plastic forks! :-1:
4, 5, & 6 ~ It was a mildly enjoyable experience and pretty β€˜meh’ for the most part! :woman_shrugging:
7, 8, 9 & 10 ~ I didn’t mind it! It takes more than that to make me want to shove the nearest objects into my auditory canal. :+1:

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10

0 voters



You witness somebody smoking/vaping near **YOUR** child! :scream: Quick what do you do?

  • Slyly move your child AWAY from the smoker!
  • Slyly shove your child TOWARDS the smoker and book it in the opposite direction!
  • Goodbye, Au revoir, Adios to that place!
  • Slap that [BLEEP] and move your child away from the smoker.
  • Ummmmm just do nothing!

0 voters



You see somebody *suspicious* talking to a child outside your house! What are you going to do? :eyes:

  • Keep an eye on them!
  • Grab some bubbly & relax!
  • It’s none of my business!
  • Starts blasting music in the background!
  • Wander outside and say, β€˜But sir, what de [bleep] you doin’ ousside ma house?"
  • Notify de PO-PO

0 voters

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HOW DARE YOU NOT INCLUDE BACKYARDAGAINS

T R E A S O N

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I was the worst as a kid, I had more suspensions than I can count :joy:

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Wow :joy:

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1. Select all the things kids do that annoy you.

  • Talk nonstop about uninteresting things
  • Scream
  • Sneeze without covering their mouths
  • Pick their nose
  • Destroy things
  • Run behind moving cars
  • Demand attention all the time
  • Interrupt you when you’re doing something important
  • Say β€˜He/she stuck their tongue out at me!’

0 voters

2. You get a call from the principal of the school where your kid/niece/nephew/sibling/cousin attends, saying that they got a behavior report for getting into a physical fight with another kid during recess. What’s your reaction?

  • Take away all their electronic devices (or suggest to their parents that they do that)
  • Yell at them, cuss them out, and whoop them for starting trouble at school
  • Talk to the kid to find out exactly what happened (especially if the kid is not the fighting type)
  • Laugh it off, proud of the kid for defending themselves
  • Give them ice cream or candy

0 voters

3. How old should kids be before they can have a boyfriend or girlfriend?

  • 10
  • 11
  • 12
  • 13
  • 14
  • 15
  • 16
  • 17
  • 18
  • 19
  • 20
  • 21
  • 22
  • 23
  • 24
  • 25

0 voters

4. How do you feel about adults swearing in front of kids?

  • It’s wrong ; they should control their language.
  • I do it and I don’t mind if other adults do it, to be honest.
  • Kids should learn swear words as young as possible because they’ll eventually hear them somewhere
  • I’m only okay with swearing in front of kids if their parents swear in front of them as well and don’t mind other people doing the same

0 voters

4. Is it okay for parents to laugh when their child says a swear word?

  • No, because it’s encouraging them to say it
  • It’s okay, as long as they correct them in private later
  • Sure, it’s cute when kids swear!

0 voters

5. What do you think are the most difficult grades to teach?

  • Nursery/Preschool
  • Kindergarten
  • Lower elementary (1st-2nd)
  • Mid-elementary (3rd-4th)
  • Upper elementary (5th-6th)
  • Middle school
  • High school
  • College
  • Adults

0 voters

6. Who’s your favorite kid?

  • A fictional one
  • Sibling
  • Niece or nephew
  • Cousin
  • Neighbor’s kid
  • Friend’s kid
  • A kid I baby-sit or tutor
  • None. I hate kids.

0 voters

7. Do your stories have child characters?

  • Obviously!
  • In flashbacks only
  • No, I’ve never created a character under the age of 15
  • I don’t write stories

0 voters

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Why don’t you just join too? :eyes::green_heart:

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Have you ever thrown cheese at a child?

  • Yes!
  • Nope, and I never will.
  • I want to do that :open_mouth:

0 voters

What type of cheese is preferred for throwing?

  • Provolone
  • Cheddar
  • Queso Blanco
  • Blue Cheese
  • Feta
  • Brie
  • Gouda
  • Mascarpone
  • Camembert
  • Cream Cheese

0 voters

How do you feel about cheese throwing on people?

1 being absolutely hate it and 10 being love it.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10

0 voters

Which children’s costume do you prefer?

If you had a kid who enjoyed eating Kit-Kat Bars like this:

What would you do?

  • smacks
  • Teach the kid that this method is wrong.
  • Let the kid eat the candy however they want.
  • Throw away the Kit-Kat and forbade them from ever eating Kit-Kats again.

0 voters

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I woild finish the rest of the kit kat :relieved:

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I’m not really comfortable with the direction the end of the pencil is facing. :sweat_smile:

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So do you still plan to join or can I post the final poll now? :eyes::eyes::green_heart:

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Haven’t I joined already? :sweat_smile:

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Oh, you did, I just forgot to put you on the list :eyes::eyes::green_heart::no_mouth:

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:pleading_face:

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It’s time to vote for the winner now :eyes::sparkles::green_heart:
So who created the best polls this week? :smiley_cat::green_heart::eyes::sparkles:

tags πŸ’š

@rose @kiwi @unsungcheerio @glxwingAngel @CerealKiller @Yomama

You are allowed to vote for yourself if you want :eyes::sparkles::green_heart:

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Yeet the kid

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And the winner is…

@Eccentric :eyes::sparkles::tada:

Congrats :smiley_cat::green_heart::eyes::sparkles::tada:
You’ll get your badge soon and you can pick the next poll battle theme (just tell me on this thread) :smiley_cat::green_heart::eyes::sparkles:

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Heck yeah, throwing cheese at kids is quality poll material :sunglasses:


Next Theme:
SLEEP! :zzz:
Time To Sleep GIF | Gfycat

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Eyemazing theme :smiley_cat::green_heart::eyes::sparkles:
I’ll create the new thread soon :eyes::sparkles::green_heart:

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This poll battle is over, you can join the next one here :eyes::sparkles::green_heart: