Talk Like A Pirate Thread

So it was Talk Like A Pirate Day on the 19th. Yes, I know, I’m a little late. So about that. But anyway, I thought we could make a fun thread where we can talk about anything, except that we have to it while talking like a pirate. That’s the only rule, we’re all pirates on this thread.
Sooo… without further ado…

Ahoy! I be goin’ t’ start us all off on this thread by natterin’ about th’ sky ‘n how blue ‘tis. ‘tis a pity that I be nah on th’ open ocean, as I wench th’ wind in me hair. Are any o’ yer sailin’ right now?

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Aye. How be ye, Cali?

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I ‘ave been good. Though I should really go t’ sleep since ‘tis aft three in th’ mornin’. How 'ave ye been?

I’ve been good. Ye should probably sleep.

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Any plans fer today? Why should I sleep, sleep be fer th’ weak?!

Why shoul’i talk 'ike a pirate, mate? (Lol)

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Cause it’s funny, Ey tink.

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Whateva, mate. How ye doin’?

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Aye, I’m doin alrig.

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Tat’ gud t’know. Watya doin’?

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Listenin’ to a class.

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Is it borin’ ya? Em sure if tis class was mine, I’d 'ave been bored.

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Not really. We’re listenin’ ta monologues we had ta do.

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Oh, sounds fun ey’gess

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ey don’t know what to talk bout’, does anyone want t’ start a pirate conversatien with me, ey?

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Wha’ would ye like t’ natter about? Perhaps how calm th’ sea be, th’ last city ye pillaged, or how much gold ye’ve collected.

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Naw mate, don’ even mention bout’ gold, luck ain’ by my side lately, all they cn collect is dirt!

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Ye ain’t lookin’ in starb’rd places then. Perhaps ye needs t’ do more sailin’ 'n update yer map.

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You’r righ mate, I should do that.

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Good! ‘ave ye got a ship or did ye lose it t’ th’ dreaded pirate @sarcastic_badass?

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