The pros and cons of milk

As dared by @Nil

As we all know, milk is a white, wet dairy product that comes from mammals. It’s very nutritional drink that provides people (and your sock) with vitamin D and calcium.

I think the pros are that the calcium helps our bones grow and stay healthy, and vitamins are good for your body!

The cons would be that feeding your skeleton too much milk could cause it to grow, overthrowing your brain and taking control of your body. The skeleton apocalypse is coming and I’m here to warn you about the danger.

What do you think? :blush:

Random tags: @Nil @Divcp @TheDancingFryer @Soleil

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I think the pros of drinking milk is that it’s good for your bones and health overall, ya know. It’s pretty healthy and good for brain health

The con about this is:

If you drink too much milk, your feet will overgrow and take over complete control over your legs causing you to look like the legendary myth of Big Foot or the Moth Man. And because of this dangerous symptom, no doctors can help you and you’s have to result to living in a cave for the rest of eternity

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Yes exactly, I think the cons are too big and overpower the pros. We need to stop milk before it takes over humanity.

Have you ever wondered why babies drink milk?

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I think babies drink milk because they’re fully aware they’re little helpless beings so they want to become some form of a tyrant or something

Idk they’re evil. They need to be jailed and stopped this is highly inappropriate and dangerous

added the #funny and #opinion tags :cut_of_meat:

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Very random yes

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This is not funny.

Babies are forced to drink milk so they join the skeleton army. We’re converted from a young age and our brains are filled with propaganda.

add dare tag

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Wait really?

Oh
hi @sockstore @AS007

Haha, :blush:

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Glad you learnt what milk is :blush:

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Yeah me too… :blush:

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What do you think of it? :blush:

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…yes :blush:

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Glad to know your opinion :blush:

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No need to thank me… :blush:

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…o-ok…

…w-why w-was m-me summoned a-anyway…

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Y-Y-ye-es…

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Hi I like calcium give very good strong teeth and bones :muscle:

Also added a few more tags

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dare tag smh sm rn

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You’re brainwashed by the milk. Bye.

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This is brainwash. Highly inappropriate, dangerous, and extremely toxic. Jail time

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Ban for false information