The puns thread

What happened to the Italian chef yesterday?

He pastaway :joy::joy:

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Boss : “Why are you making pizzas so slow?!?!?!”
Worker : “Sorry, my skills are a bit crusty.”

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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet.

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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games. She said, “Wii.”

I put all my spare cash into an origami business. It folded.

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bump :eyes::sparkles:

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Bump!
What does a fish say when he/she makes a mistake?
Oopseas!
Haha made that one up

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Ooh this was great :rofl:

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Thanks!

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Bump :eyes::sparkles:
Do you like puns @ChaoticDeluge? :smiley_cat::eyes::sparkles:

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They can be quite punny

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Ought punny :angry:

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What does a mom say when you are in a argument and knitting?
“Honey, don’t get it twisted.”
@StarMaryGoth

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Holy- :star_struck:

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Horrid Google pun coming right at ya…


An elderly farmer had an old bull that lost its usual desire and no longer went near the cows. The farmer called the vet, who prescribed a pill to stimulate the bull’s interest.

A few weeks later, the farmer ran into a friend, who asked, “How’s that bull?”

“Great!” said the farmer. “The bull is back to his former frisky self.”

“That’s fantastic. What miracle drug did the vet prescribe?”

“I don’t know,” said the farmer. “But it tastes like licorice.”


@StarMaryGoth I know you won’t like this one :eyes: :sparkles:

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I don’t really get it :sweat_smile:

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Same

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What’s a boxers fave drink?

Punch!!!

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I was going to make a hydrogen pun… but naH.

@StarMaryGoth
I cannot take credit. Horrid coding app Hopscotch made it up.

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Does eyemazing count as a pun? :thinking::eyes::sparkles:

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Yes.

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