I never really thought of this when it comes to trees. Though I’m pretty sure they would say “Stop breaking my dang branches!?” to kids who try to climb up them. Another would be “Did I say you lean up against me?” which makes me laugh because the Ents from Lord of the Rings comes to mind when I think of this plus the angry talking trees from the Wizard of Oz movie.
What would tress say to humans (if they could talk)?