Hello! I am AS, the SockStore . I love socks and hope that some day I can open my own sock store too (yes yes, I will give 77.007% off on your first order, ok ). My age is somewhere between 16 and 49. I won’t reveal my real name because… welp, this is not LinkedIn
WARNING: Pretentious crap follows below. Reader’s discretion is advised (and if you have time to waste).
☆ No one has the rights to humiliate cliches if they themselves appreciate it discreetly.
☆ Retired: The phenomenon of being tired yesterday and tired today. Again.
☆ I use Brit English so excuse me when I write ‘colour’ and not ‘color’.
☆ Rosswell Incident of 1947 proved that earthlings aren’t loners.
☆ I’m 130 pounds worth full of lame sarcasm, fragile bones and faith for The Almighty.
☆ Success makes you The Killmonger, Failure makes you The Black Panther.
☆ I look nothing like my profile picture. Period.
☆ Patience is a virtue, but so is punctuality.
☆ I like cats and would like to have one as a pet. I also want to preach the fact that the animals should have their own freedom and not be used as a show thing or as an accessory to show off to the world. Yep, I said it. Fight me, you big turd blossom. I dare you.
☆ You don’t need a cool costume and superpowers to become a superhero. You need to be a person good at heart, care about the goodwill of others and be brave to face whatever life throws at you.
☆ I would like to point a specific
(middle) finger of mine towards The Cockroach Dynasty.
☆ Diversity is like a multitude of colours. Having it is what makes life so bright and interesting. Without it, life would just be black and white and would suck big time. So appreciate all the people regardless of their race, religion, gender, sexuality or nationality.
☆ Silence is better than nonsense (Ha, that rhymed!)
☆ Before you contemplate whether someone is offensive or not, think whether you are too sensitive or not.
☆ It’s funny how we remember everything during an exam… except the specific thing which the question is asking us.
☆ Never underestimate anyone. You never know when they’re going to get back at you.
☆ Be nice and humble to everyone, always. You never know what battles or hardships they’re going through in their lives.
☆ I write big words and paragraphs just to increase my word-count and feel like I actually accomplished something productive today.
~ I Love You 3000